Wednesday, February 10, 2010

In Defense of Suri Watch

Dearest Pretty People and Others,

Today, a friend asked me if I thought my blog was mean to young Suri. And although, I'm sure my friend is delusional and I am completely right, I wanted to clear things up, just in case some of you were delusional too.

Do I want to be mean to Suri? No. Do I think Suri is a bad person? Of course not! I don't think she's a person! Even so, she is pretty. And though this blog is devoted to the feelings of pretty people, we also care about non-persons who are pretty too. Because it's hard to be pretty, no matter what genus or species you are --no matter what planet you hail from.

And really, prettiness refers to so much more than just the state of being pretty. That's the whole point of this blog. Everyone has feelings - even those we might suspect of not having them. Even those who don't have the human capacity to have feelings because they're supernatural life forms. Besides, I've seen Star Trek, Star Trek the Next Generation and even Deep Space Nine--hell even Voyager. I know that even alien races have feelings too. I've seen the evidence. I'm not ignorant.

So, for anyone out there who thinks I'm being a little harsh, please rest assured that I only want good things for Suri. I want her to find a way to adapt to our human way of life and live here peacefully. And for our planets to have diplomatic relations, and cultural exchanges and even foreign exchange students! I've seen My Stepmother is an Alien, I know it's possible. (And before you write that movie off, please remember that it starred none other than Dan Aykroyd, THE authority on all things otherworldly.)

And for those of you who appreciate what I'm doing, know that I won't let you down. I will continue to keep you posted on the adventures of our little alien friend, and to keep you informed of any suspicious goings on. Then hopefully, we can better understand her ways and also maybe prevent the destruction of our planet.

With love to all- be you pretty, or alien or even Dan Aykroyd,
xoxo
Pretty Girl