1. If you have an affair, end it, and then are stalked by your ex-lover…you should tell someone instead of keeping it a secret. If not, ex-lover will attack you, date your daughter and kill your husband. And then you’ll feel pretty silly for not just saying something earlier.
2. If you are home alone, and it is scary and dark outside and your are isolated in the middle of the wilderness….there probably is a bad guy lurking outside. Don’t just pour some tea and try to ignore it, because eventually someone will break in and attack you.
3. Affairs never end well.
4. Pregnancy never ends well.
5. Therapists are 1) evil, 2) incompetent or 3) so smart you have to kill them so they won’t discover our your evil past.
6. There is life after cancelled sitcoms/prime-time soaps/early nineties fame.
