How to be more productive. Part I

Background: I am not productive. I want to be. And so, a scientific study to test what does indeed make one more productive.
Hypothesis: Sometimes I get things done. Sometimes. So something is going to be the reason for that.

And tonight, the first installment...

Method
Eating an entire box of baby spinach, followed by an entire box of Teddy Grahams.

Observations
-short term enjoyment (teddy grahams more so then spinach)
-tummy aches later
-net time spent on facebook: too much.

Productivity Scale (measured from 1-Productive)
6.2

Inferences
Really, I accomplished nothing. BUT we're giving some points for inhibiting hunger which has proven adverse effects on productivity.

Conclusion
The search continues.....