Living my life by these two simple rules: do as Gossip Girl does and always listen to what your friends say, I am going to try something new. As it so happens, an acquaintance of mine has gotten himself into quite the pickle as of late. So, in a super special edition, I am going to write about people I know using initials. Here's the catch: I'm going to use initials for pseudonyms, not their real names. So you'll just have to guess. (And also pretend you actually knew these people in the first place) Here goes:
I recently found that my super judgmental friend R was secretly seeing M while M had a girlfriend. And THEN, while doing so, she cheated on him with C. All the while lecturing others on their infidelities. Uh oh R, looks like that horse is more of a pony, and you're about to fall off.
As R and M hashed their feelings out, M was also telling our dear friend L that he had feelings for her, but couldn't do anything, because of his girlfriend (whom he was also cheating on, with R). But, one "fake girlfriend" and one secret girlfriend, didn't stop him from starting to see yet another woman - B, also secretly.
So, M has made up one fake girlfriend, so he can have secret affairs with two friends simultaneously, while rejecting a third friend. And now? He's started seeing a new woman in "public", but trying to keep it a secret from the entire harem. Yes, I could not make this up if I tried.
I say: watch out M. It looks like all that secrecy is about to unravel faster that a roll of one-ply.
I hope you enjoyed this Special Edition of Pretty People Have Gossip too.
It's a good thing none of the people mentioned read this. I hope.
XOXO,
Pretty Girl
