In Gaza, the militant group Hamas praised the attack but stopped short of claiming responsibility, The A.P. reported. Thousands of people poured into the streets to celebrate, firing rifles in the air. “We bless the operation. It will not be the last,” Hamas said in a text message sent to reporters, according to The A.P.
- NYTimes
Seriously? A text message? If Israel ignores Hamas at the bar, and Hamas makes out with Israel's boyfriend in retaliation, I'm pitching a reality series to MTV.
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Update: On March 18th the 26 year old Moroccan man sentenced to 3-years in jail for making a fake facebook profile for the Moroccan Prince was freed and let off of the charges. Which is awesome. I'm thinking we set the Prince up on a blind date and it turns out to be his Facebook Faker, and they fall in love. It's sort of a stand alone episode. Their families disown them and they elope. Iran boycotts the gay wedding, Dubai is the uber-cool party-planner, and Saudi Arabia is the crazy uncle who shows up with lots of presents. Israel and Palestine don't make the guest list and end up going to a diner in their formal wear and falling in love over a malted. But in the next episode, the relationship fizzles pretty fast.
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