The first and last video I will ever post of a baby

This is the exact reaction I get from guys who see me naked!

So Much for My Cootie-Filled Culinary Dreams

What sucks the most about officials banning a London ice cream parlor from selling breast milk ice cream because of health concerns, is the precedent it sets.

How am I ever going to realize my dreams of opening the Pretty People's Bodily Fluid Bar and Grill now? I guess all those hours concocting the perfect recipes for saliva sodas, man-juice mojitos and menstrual blood barley soup are for naught.

*Sigh* Guess it's time to find yet another career goal. Any suggestions?