What sucks the most about officials banning a London ice cream parlor from selling breast milk ice cream because of health concerns, is the precedent it sets.
How am I ever going to realize my dreams of opening the Pretty People's Bodily Fluid Bar and Grill now? I guess all those hours concocting the perfect recipes for saliva sodas, man-juice mojitos and menstrual blood barley soup are for naught.
*Sigh* Guess it's time to find yet another career goal. Any suggestions?
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