Breaking news: Aaron Carter is out of rehab!
His manager explained the month-long Betty Ford stint to E!: "Several months ago Aaron came to me to help him return to music and to restart his career...Aaron, understanding the challenges and hard work it would take to get himself back to the top, requested to take some time before we started to heal some emotional and spiritual issues he was dealing with..."
To help you understand this complex situation, I've written a song. Maybe it can be his first single on the new album.
Aaron Carter's our of rehab and I said: Who? Who? Who?
Yes his brother was, a Back Street boy but
That was done like a decade ago.
And I'm pretty sure it's not
Cuz his single "Aaron's Party" was hot.
Try to make this loser seem famous
But I say: No, no, hell no!
Oh wait- the Carter family also did that E! reality show House of Carters for like a month in 2006. Totally famous. I take it all back.
