Shady Baby Cruise

Okay, so everyone's concerned that Baby Cruise is drinking from a Starbucks cup. (Could it be coffee?!?) I'm concerned that everyone around her is wearing: boots, scarves, jackets and she's... wearing a tiny summer dress? And yes, Daddy Cruise may be carrying a sweater for her, but why isn't she wearing it? And why is she wearing sandals? I think this is further proof that Suri is definitely an alien baby. I mean- what is really in that Starbucks cup? Some sort of scientological elixir that keeps her abnormally warm? Furthermore, why are Tom and Katie wearing matching plaid shirts? And why don't they want their "daughter" to match them? Am I the only one who sees the seriousness of this shady extra-terrestrial conspiracy? Save Suri! Or rather, save yourselves! Suri is coming, and she's wielding a recyclable cup!