Waiting for Obama

Why Audrina, why?

Yes, that's a toothbrush.

Really, Audrina.? Really. Audrina.

It's gotten to a point where I don't just feel embarrassed for you when I watch The Hills or when I see pictures like this. I feel embarrassed knowing that you exist. Just--stop. Put on some clothes, stop denying that painfully apparent nose-job and FOR THE LOVE OF GOD cancel The Audrina Show. It is a BAD idea.

Remember that time you thought Justin Bobby actually liked you? Remember that time you agreed to take this picture? You clearly have no judgment. So stop. Found a purse company or go to dental hygenist school or something.

And on a completely tangential note, does this remind anyone else of that scene in the ABC-Disney movie Friendship in Vienna? Like a very inappropriate take on it?