I know what you're thinking: "Look, Suri is finally wearing a sweater! She must be a child and not an alien after all!" No, that's what they want you to think.
And yes, after this posting I will move on to other topics once again. I just felt it was my duty to let you all know that...
1. This is proof that Katie has caught on to the fact that we've caught on to the alien-nature of her "child" -- which is not good. Look at the way she's looking at the camera. She like, is Sigourney Weaver in Alien 2. I mean kinda. The point is, look how threatening she glares ahead, like: "I put a sweater on her, okay? So leave me alone, pretend everything is fine and I won't sick Tom on you."
2. The "leggings". Silver shiny leggings, or alien scales? ...or silver shiny leggings to cover up alien scales?
3. No shoes. Why no shoes? WHY NO SHOES! (Because she has superhuman strength and consequently, has no problem walking the streets of major cities barefoot.)
4. What is Suri doing? At first glance you might be think she's just innocently yawning. But who yawns with their eyes closed and hands covering their ears so they can focus on the messages from the mother planet being transmitted to her brain? An alien who is having messages from the mother planet being transmitted to her brain, duh.
