Saturday, April 25, 2009

Why I love New York in the Springtime

Because my roommate ran into Ali from MTV's The City (crying anoxeric model) at a hardware store in Chelsea and it turns out, she doesn't actually cry all the time.

Because every high school in the country is having a class trip right now and the streets are filled with large packs of screaming teenagers.

Because Starbucks discontinued my favorite drink and replaced it with a less delicious variation that costs a dollar more. 

Tourists. I know I already said school trips, but I love tourists so much they get their own category.

The smells. That's right. Every bodily discharge that covers the streets and subway floors of this city, now smells ten times worse. 

And finally, because I become a cranky, boring old lady. I miss the cold.